Umbrella shoulder holder

Lazy.

Knitted Megaman hat

Fucking Leafman.

Good Time Ring

Polaroidy.

Chair socks

Cozies.

Eco totes

bags.

NYC Subway cuff

Get lost.

Found necklace

Story.

Michael Young PXR-6 Ultranoir

Watch.

Promise ring

Ring.

Dow Jones hanky

Boohoo.

Prorsum watch

Burberry.

Skin safe conductive ink

Electric.

No eye contact glasses

Given away at the Rotterdam Zoo, cardboard glasses that make it appear that you're looking off to one side; these are gorilla-viewing glasses, meant to avoid incidents in which gorillas attack visitors for making eye contact with them.

Bacon watch

It's bacon time.

Twist tie engagement ring

Let's elope.

Lip Watches

Watch.

Decider watcher

Yes but no but yes.

Cloud umbrella

Cloud.

Normal watches

Watch.

Pretzel ring

With salt diamonds.